No more James? This is going to put a damper in my plans for Team Rocket.
Either way, I'm sure whoever this new person is won't be any type of threat. And if she / he / it is, then I'll just have to stamp her / him / it out.

Like vermin.
Hah!

Tell me, James, do you know of any sort of relief for this absolutely terrible itch?
Or does anyone, for that matter?

I don't think lotion is cutting it this time.

Ohohohohohoho!
James, you know what this means, don't you???

And did you see? That other twerp! Pokémon contest; really! Like her glameow could compare to my precious Dustox!

I really can't say just how perfect it is that we'll be rooming together.
It's like we 're back in Rocket training all over again, except this time, Meowth's not here to mess things up!

Prepare for trouble...

Oh.
No.
You.
Didn't.

What the hell?

James... Some help here?

James.
If I so much as catch you rummaging through my drawers, you'll be sorry.

That's all I have to say.
Just behave.
>O

How absolutely idiotic do you have to be to put out your own fire that you set?!
James! I am never putting you in charge of flammables again! Don't you know you could have destroyed your uniform?! Then you'd only have 999 uniforms left!

We need a new plan and one that you won't ruin!

Until I have come up with one, tell me what your plans are now that we have returned to the ship, are no longer tormented by afterlife parasites, and free of such awkward... awkward tension we once had.

Jaaaaames, oh, James!
This may the perfect opportunity for us so far! ♥
You and I are quite good with this sort of thing, don't you think?

However long we're here, you and I will show the entire ship how things are really done!

Ahahaha!

These PDAs are absolutely delicious!
I'm very much enjoying mine and wonder what the reason was for giving everyone one.

And while that is all well and good.
Please tell me...
WHY DOES JAMES GET NEW CLOTHES?! >O

Oh, Jaaaames!
Wasn't that wonderful??

It's really such a shame there weren't more Pokémon there! We could have caught them in one of our intricate plans!
Speaking of which...

I think it's time you and I put our heads together and put the Super Awesome Scheme into effect!
What do you say?!

EXCUSE ME?! >O
What the hell do you mean we've got 'mandatory' dates?!

Whoever this Umino Iruka person is better understand just how perfect I am and how he (or she) has to be of a certain calibre to possibly be worthy of being around me.

>O
If James actually enjoys this, I will really take that frying pan to his face!!!

Oh, my...
I have this dreaded fascination for bottle caps...
James, dear, do you mind if I have yours? You seem so obsessed with success as of late.

I think I'll make a bottle cap house. :3

Characters: James, Jessie
Date: Tonight
Summary: Jessie scolds James for talking about his bottlecap collection. James doesn't understand why it's idiotic. xD
Warnings: Uhm... Jessie says 'ass' once? Nothing really.

( My poor precious collection, nearly depleted! )

OHO, HO, HO, HO!
Aha, ha, ha, ha!

James, we've done it!
We've finally done it!

Prepare for trouble, and make it double!
As we say. Oho!

After our glorious victory, I no longer even care that you stole my noodle occupation. I feel it's most beneficial that we sit down for some food and discuss our next plans of action.

AHA!

Oh, Jaaaaaames.
I believe I had a wonderful idea! (Besides getting out of this ridiculous janitorial job. James, I demand that you give it up to me.)

This will surely get our names in the highlights.

Prepare for trouble!

Need a job.
Need a job.
Need a job.
Need a job.
Need a job.
Need a job.
Need a job.
NEED A JOB.

...I need a job. T_T

So James, have you picked any twerps for us? This ship has to be full of them. It makes me croon with excitement just thinking about it!

Still missing Seviper and Dustox, and even James's attitude ruled Pokemon who enjoys chewing on his head. I'll have to find another reason to laugh at him (shouldn't be too hard).

I wish I had more to say, though.
James, you and I really need a job. Let's work on that soon, got it?

Absolutely fabulous.
I've been sent on a cruise. Because of my fabulous success, no doubt. I haven't seen James, and that's a shame, but then I suppose he really isn't good enough to be here with me. I miss him. The nice thing as well is that Cassidy isn't here either. I absolutely cannot stand that ridiculous woman! This certainly will be a vacation. I intend to lay out in the sun and soak up those delicious rays in an adorable swimsuit!

I am feeling a little empty, however. I wasn't allowed to bring Seviper or the others with me, so I can only hope they are faring well.

...Even though I've just arrived... I feel lonely I miss James I even miss Meowth (oh, that's ridiculous) I guess I really even miss the twerps (that's not true!) James, James, James, why are you not here? ...Guess I'm not done unpacking yet.

This would be easier, if I knew what to say.

It seems pointless having a portable object like this and not using it.

Plans are coming along. I should probably share them with James.

That is, if I knew I could face him directly without Harley and Cassidy's conversations poking into my brain.

I spoke with Harley a couple days ago. I'd like to say it was a nice conversation. I guess it was needed. Just when I think Harley's a boy, he refers to himself as a girl. He even called himself 'Auntie Harley'! Insane! >O She doesn't seem to like to discuss herself, which left the conversation to some very interesting twists and turns.

And she mentioned... Cassidy. Oh, and Butch (but he's not important). Oooh, every time I hear that blonde's name I want to rip my hair out! Hate, hate, HATE! Honestly, the nerve of that woman. She referred to James as my... my... MY HUBBY! I really wish she could just keep her thoughts to herself. In fact, I really wish she'd just fall off a cliff and die somewhere. You'd think with all the places we've been, from Kanto to Hoenn that she would have tripped over a stick or something. AUGH. HATE.

Enough about her. Back to this conversation with Harley. Why is there some weird assumption between James and myself?! I had to explain to her why James and I are so adamant on the things we're reaching for. I don't really like doing that. I mean, I really don't like doing that. It seemed the right thing to do, though, and she understood.

Still, though, it'd make things much better if other people could understand too. And it would make things better if I could think straight and not be stuck on this stupid, stupid, STUPID ordeal concerning my partner. Then again, a mystery is solved the moment someone understands, so it seems better that Team Rocket should stay a mystery. I think my mother would agree with that as well. I dislike admitting that I could really use her help about now as well, too.

... I really hate this PokéNav. It makes it seem like it's okay to write in it. Yes. PokéNav, for as wonderful an accessory as you are, I hate you. HATE.

A step in the right direction has been taken.
Determination and ambition will help us prevail, in spite of all of those working against us.
One step over that line, and the consequences will make faces unpretty.

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